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Cocksqueedle

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An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.
"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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cockumentum

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(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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Cocksmeat Sandvich

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1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.
Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"
by ackid82 March 19, 2010
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Cocksteer

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Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.
Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011
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Cocksfumps

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Something you say to your local mail man
Oh thanks for the mail COCKSFUMPS (then run)
by Christopheus June 27, 2019
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When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth
Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.
by gman91478 January 24, 2015
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french maid costume

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A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.
Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?

Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?
by Moodden January 6, 2008
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