cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

by Zaky November 24, 2006

cocksure

to be very very sure, so sure that you'd bet you cock on it. From the classic British novel, Heart of Gayness

I was cocksure that I had failed that english test horribly

by tom wage September 14, 2003

Cocksquito

An imaginary bug that teenage girls and women feel crawling on them during and before impending moments of intimacy.

John: "Do you like the feel of my breath on your neck?"
Virginia: "Ahhh! Something just touched my leg!"
John: "You mean my hand?"
Virginia: "Eww, I felt a bug."
John: "...Just a Cocksquito"

Mark: "Are you ready?"
Jenny: "Ahhh!" *covers face* "I'm being attacked by a Cocksquito!"

by john the elder boy October 4, 2012

Cocksure

To be incredibly boastful over the size of your penis; being excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.

When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.

by Kevin R. P. July 24, 2008

Cocksure

To be outlandishly boastful over the size of your penis; excessively overconfident about the size of one's cock.

When Sarah asked Jim about his size, he answered in such a cocksure way that he got that bitches pussy wet.

by Kevin R. P. January 12, 2009