by bobbybobobooboo May 30, 2006
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(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off
(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off
(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game
(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.
(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.
(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."
by Robby H. November 21, 2004
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Josh Homme: this guy is a total cocksmoker, i come here for 5 years and hes throwin shit at me, now its not me and you that know that you are a fuckin asshole, its everybody. so when you see mr cocksmoker here, tell him eat a bag of dicks.
by quikslivr October 23, 2008
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Get the cocksmoker mug.A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.
John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*
*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*
Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*
*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*
Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019
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