cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.

This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.

by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

Cockshit

Basically anyone or anything that is painful to be around or hear, as much as shitting through the cock, the equivalent of having a child.

by BaneTK October 2, 2007

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

When you're so constapated that shit comes out of your cock instead of cum

Jeff: "I was jacking off earlier when suddenly I had a cockshit!"
Jame: "Ohh dude, me too!"

by Alekks May 11, 2024