The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
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1. Cockpow is when the freshly fallen snow depth is up to one's wedding vegetables.
As used by the locals of Breck and the rest of Summit county.
2. Cockpow is used as an extremely positive adjective in flatland states.
As used by the locals of the Region, Northwest Indiana.
As used by the locals of Breck and the rest of Summit county.
2. Cockpow is used as an extremely positive adjective in flatland states.
As used by the locals of the Region, Northwest Indiana.
1. Adam: "Hey Nick, how's the snow up there?"
Nick: " Adam - It's just cockpow."
Adam: "It's what?"
Nick: "It's when the powder is up to your cock."
Adam: "Oh fun."
2. Joel: "Boy, this burger sure is delicious."
Rusty: "Yea, breh. Schoops is cockpow!"
Nick: " Adam - It's just cockpow."
Adam: "It's what?"
Nick: "It's when the powder is up to your cock."
Adam: "Oh fun."
2. Joel: "Boy, this burger sure is delicious."
Rusty: "Yea, breh. Schoops is cockpow!"
by rustydutch November 29, 2016
Get the cockpow mug.A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.
Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.
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Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.
Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.
"Whoa man, did you hear that Mickey went nuts and panched that guy for dinging his car?"
"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."
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"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."
"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."
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"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."
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2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
2. A colloquial insult which may exaggerate the feelings the receiver has for the cock.
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