Cockpooning 

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

Cockpooning by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

Cockhoop 

Vaginal canal.

Also commonly used as a slang term for a slut.

Derived from a Shakespearean insult, cock-a-hoop by a high school student.

Dude, Sara is such a cockhoop.

Cockhoop by C.B. Stewart December 3, 2011

cock poop octopus 

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.

"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

cock poop octopus by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014

cockpoon 

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

cockpoon by Nefermais May 23, 2006

cocopoop 

small, cocopop like droppings, usually produced by people with the name "Jared"
can be eaten with diluted man jam, in order to make a bowl full of love!

you'd never guess that Jarad could produce that many cocopoops!

cocopoop by Arekusu June 14, 2008

cockpoo 

When you do anal and get poo on your cock

Was there cockpoo last night?

cockpoo by Bofbof May 26, 2022

Cockapoopoopeepeeshire

1. What the state of Rhode Island was almost named.
2. A small urban settlement during the dark ages
3. What a small child or toddler does during potty training or creating a mess in a diaper.

1. “We’ll flip a coin. Heads Rhode Island, tails Cockapoopoopeepeeshire.”
2. “ How dare you speak poorly about him! For he is the Lord of Cockapoopoopeepeeshire!”
3. “Look out! That child just cockapoopoopeepeeshired the diaper!”

Cockapoopoopeepeeshire by Charrid November 15, 2022