cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.
by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020
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Dude 1: "Hey dude wanna fuck?"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
Dude 2: "Hell no, that's some gay shit nigga"
Dude 1: "But it's Cocktober"
Dude 2: "Oh, right"
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A cock tractor beam
When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.
When someone wants a specific cock and flirts a lot in order to attract and slay this cock.
by Debarb69 May 21, 2016
Get the cockterbeam mug.The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
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Get the Cockeater mug.A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.
Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010
Get the Cockster mug.Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.
Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011
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