Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

cockfoster

Some one who fosters the cock on a regular basis.
a homosexual.

"when walking in to find one of your friends has just screwed three males consecutively in one night"
"JESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY ARE A COCKFOSTER ARN'T YOU"

by TamEms February 11, 2007

cockpusher

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.

Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.

by sexxyback October 28, 2006

Cocknocker

A dumb ass bitch who is an absolute dick head

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker

by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019

Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.

Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!

by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011