Cocknoggin

Alternative to "Dickhead"

My boss is such a cocknoggin, he won't pay me for all the overtime I put in last week.

by Size_Mick June 14, 2003

cockrobin

When two men must spoon for reasons of warmth or shortage of beds and the big spoon becomes sexually aroused, whether intentional or not.

1.
Q: If the answer is cockrobin, what is the question?
A: What's that up my ass, Batman?

2.
Q: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain?
A: Yeah, isn't that the movie where the guy gets a huge cockrobin?

by Don'tMakeASoundReachAround January 2, 2010

Cocknubbins

An annoying dickhead who won't leave you be

Eric is quite a cocknubbins today.

by AlTheOneAndOnly February 2, 2015

Cockrobin

Old English : 1. Someone who is easily persuaded to follow the will of another. An ignorant follower, a brown-nosing sycophant. 2. A young gay prostitute.

Don't come around here

Don't come around here disturbing the work of my cockrobin's.

That cockrobin is pure chicken.

by TheBadPuppy February 26, 2020

cockgobbling

I saw this word on damnyouautocorrect. Perhaps the act of giving blowjobs frequently. A slut or sex fanatic would cockgobble.

Jean has been cockgobbling all night long! She must have an STD or something!

by Dean124453 February 9, 2012

cocknoggin

Same as dickhead, but more appropriate in formal surroundings. Or just anywhere you could say dickhead.

George: Dude, you're so stupid!

Dave: No, I'm not you're just being a cocknoggin!

by Anita Wax July 20, 2010

Cockwobblingthunderclap

When a guy is spooning naked with his partner as the big spoon, and his partner lets rip a massive fart.

Bloody hell Linda...that was a real cockwobblingthunderclap!

by Forgetful8 April 20, 2018