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cocklette

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.
oh hey that dudes got a cocklette
by yourknowme February 25, 2012
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cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.
He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.
by meowlnir July 19, 2014
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Cocklette

A tiny tampon-sized penis.
That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013
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cockfetti

dude, i totally got cockfetti on the chicks back last night.
by logan and zach May 13, 2008
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hairy cornetto

Another way of saying taste my hairy creamy cock
"Get ya lips round my hairy cornetto"
"Phwor she gave my hairy cornetto a right good licking"
by AB342018 January 4, 2018
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cornetto tits

when a womens breast resembles the bottom of a cornetto ice cream cone, with the cone being the breast and the nipple being the drop of chocalate
wow i was over mandy's house and she showed me her cornetto tits
by handsome-karp October 10, 2020
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Cornetto Legs

"Cornetto legs" describe an unfortunate female leg shape. They are very fat/wide at the hip/thigh and taper alarmingly to tiny ankles and feet. They are not 'cankles', but are without a dainty knee as such. If the lady in question is wearing fishnet stockings, then the image is complete.

FYI: Cornettos are a cheap yet delicious ice-cream sold in the UK. They are basically conical in shape, tapering to a point, which is filled with chocolate.
Cheryl Cole has it all. A gay boyfriend, a $3 million contract for some lame US TV show and hideous Cornetto legs.
by dawnsyndrome December 2, 2010
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