cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

cockmite

person or persons that are or are becoming the embodiment of a duesch-bag

Damn dude, that guy is a cockmite and a half.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

cockbitter

Wilfred Goy

i hate teeth, ya cockbitter

by Bone Crusher May 16, 2003

committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015

Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus

‘Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’

by BallPot November 24, 2023

Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus

‘Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting the shit out of this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’

by BallPot November 24, 2023

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022