Cockmeat surprise

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen

Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did

by Shadow55 July 15, 2009

Cockmeat Sandwhich

What you order in a McDonalds drive thru,

for laughs or just because a particular Micky-D's has fucked up your order before.

Shatwifa-"What wouldja like to order?"
Justin-" Cockmeat Sandwhich?"
Shatwifa-" A Whaaaa"?
Justin- "A big juicy cock sandwhich and thats it"
Shatwifa to herself-" Damn asshole kids!!!!"

by fiya in da holeeee February 23, 2010

cockmeat special

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

by RaulAlfonsoTejada April 4, 2017

Cockmeat Sandwitch

An act of sucking somebody's penis. Usually used in prison language.

ahhh fellas, are you ready for some cockmeat sandwitch?! Start suckin'!

by Lex2005 November 5, 2008

Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum

I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple

by Edgar Allan Snyder August 3, 2010

Cockmeat Sandwhich

A giant cock wrapped in bread and other assorted sandwhich toppings and/or condoments

hey you wanna pass me the man gravy for my tasty cockmeat sandwhich?

by titty o' hoolahan July 22, 2009

cockmeat sandwich

A blowjob performed by dirty stupid terrorists that stink like two cunts

where two dirty taliban mother fuckers act as two slices of bread on either side of the cock. therefore making a dirty sandnigger cockmeat stinking sandwich

hey man i just got a dirty cockmeat sandwich from Osama and saddam fuck they stink like ass

by alex_555666777888999 January 13, 2009