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cocklog

The feeling of an erect penis or dildo inside the person receiving anal sex. Word come from the feeling of having to defecate while the foreign object is inserted.
"Anal isn't so bad, it just feels like you've got a major cocklog in there."
by Gorto April 4, 2008
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Cockloogies

Some may call it ball phlegm, but really, it's that sweet babymaking sauce that gets fired onto and into women during lovemaking.
I totally fired cockloogies all over my girl's rack tonight.
by Megatron's Backup February 20, 2013
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cocklicious

-An attractive male.

-A man with a treat-tasty meat!
After catching a glimpse of that cocklicious guy, I couldn't resist asking him out for a drink!
by *Jenn* April 26, 2010
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cocklogger

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.
Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!
by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007
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cocklicker

any Democrat....................................................
fuckyou cocklickaz...........
by meh October 12, 2004
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cockologist

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.
Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.
by notoytolerance December 31, 2005
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cock logic

the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!

steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!

she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!

-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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