matthew cockerill

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)

*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill

by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016

cockwart

an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock.

That guy really pissed me off....what a cockwart.

by hypaereon December 7, 2004

Cockwarming

The action of sitting on ones penis in anal or vaginal canal to keep warm no thrusting

Justin was cockwarming josh

by Kitchenclover May 14, 2021

Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

The Cocker

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

cocker

Term used in Northern England especially by the older generation meaning "buddy" or "mate"

"Ya alright cocker?"

"Cheers cocker"

by poo legs May 31, 2004

Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003