cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005

cockbag

A. A superb word to describe anything and everything that you dont like.
B. A Ball Sack. (Synonym: A Hairy Bean Bag.)

Your all a bunch of f$$king cockbags!!!

by dynoballz April 4, 2003

Cockbag

A burlap sack full of penises.

Person 1: Wow, that's a lot of penises you have there. How are you going to carry them?

Person 2: With this cockbag, of course. <shows burlap sack>

by Suavebugger November 4, 2009

Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.

Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!

by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008

cockrag

A female douchebag.

That chick is wearing a Hurley hat. What a cockrag.

by RaymondS December 12, 2009

Cockbag

When your friend is being a straight up dick

Bro, Keegan is such a cockbag

by Johnsmith199009 August 11, 2018

Cockbag

Any bag containing or being carried by Kanye West.

That man purse is the kind of cockbag that Kanye West would own.

I just killed Kanye West and I'm carrying him out of here in that black cockbag.

by Suavebugger November 4, 2009