Cocktus

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.

Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!

by LordCowPat October 7, 2020

cockstume

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011

cockapult

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).

I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.

by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

Cockatiel

A small little bird capable of making your ears bleed yet filling the whole in your heart.

Comes in many shapes, color, and sizes and it's even possible that these little guys are used as emotional support for some people

Can be a mood, please don't sit on them. You will regret it

Person A: hey dude I heard you got a bird?
Person b: lol yeah I got a cockatiel-
Person A: oh- are you okay?

by Mals_tired.jpeg January 27, 2021

Cockturtles

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

Cockatation

Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock

Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!

by YankeeD June 30, 2017

cockatile

A variant of the avian species Nymphicus hollandicus (Cockatiel) that is made purely out of granite counter tiles.

"Damn bro, I didn't know you had a pet cockatile!" "Yup! It's a lot of work though. I have to shine him twice a week".

by LegMilkDrinker May 28, 2021