Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

by Höegardener October 21, 2010

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

cockatizer

The release of droplets of pre-cum while you are receiving oral sex that is dribbled down the givers throat with no gaging whatsoever

Last night my girl gave the most amazing oral sex you could imagine and I slipped her a cockatizer to feed her appetite

by gwts44 December 17, 2016

cockalier

Cross between a cocker spaniel and a cavalier King Charles.

I just got a cockalier puppy!

by ABCDEFGHIJKNOPQRSTUVWXYZ June 27, 2022

Cocketizer

A foreplay blowjob.

"Yeah, I hooked up with Danielle last night. Started off with a cocketizer before the main course."

by hobbit511 November 24, 2017