cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

cockcentric

Centered or focused around male genitalia.

The porno had two girls and one guy, but it was still very cockcentric.

by Joe Camp January 10, 2006

cockventure

The sexual journey of exploring new sensations, activities, or experiences with a male penis.

Matthew was so excited to embark on a new cockventure when Grant agreed to use honey on his penis.

by SPicard June 29, 2018

Cuckabete

When you smoke weed thinking that you are going to do something, but all you do is shit and fall back in it.

Derek smoked herb and said he was going to carry in a game of league of legends. He was wrong, so he ended up being diagnosed with cuckabetes.

by Jim Wopo February 7, 2021

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012

Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.

A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.

by Cocky! August 30, 2010

cockabitch

a bitch with a cock yo

that bitch hannah has a huge cock, we call her cockabitch

by fuckyfuckfuckie August 30, 2009