Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
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Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.
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synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
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