cacksmasher 

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

cacksmasher by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

Cocksmash 

1. The chant of the soldiers in the FIGHTER organization during briefings or before a battle.

2. The initiation process a recruit goes through on the first day in FIGHTER.

3. The name of the Nuke used in Operation Cocksmash where Rainbow Squad was ordered to clear enemy missile interceptors for said Nuke.

4. A word used in a phrase or joke for laughs.

1. Councilor: Are you ready, Troopers!?

Troopers: Cocksmash, cocksmash, cocksmash!

2. Veterans of the FIGHTER can sleep easily with the screams of the 'new guy' being initiated.

3. No example needed.

4. What did one FIGHTER say to the other?

COCKSMASH!

Cocksmash by FIGHTERDoc July 5, 2009

Cocksmash 

When a male repeatedly thrusts his package vigorously against a person of the opposite sex, in a dry hump fashion. Most incidences are often seen in night clubs involving alcohol consumption.

WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.

Wow, I was trying to "swing my hair back and forth" but that guy kept cocksmashing me, RUDE!

Cocksmash by cocksmash2010 December 30, 2010

Cockamashi 

Legendary Homosexual Shogun in ancient Japan.
Cockamashi's apetite often elicited jeers from raiding barbarians.

Cockamashi was the first homosexual shogun.

Cockamashi by Jimi Sennhi September 2, 2008

cockstash 

The act of raping someone while they are sleeping by putting your dick in there mouth and or making them give you a blowjob

Jayne was mad when she found out Joe cockstashed her

cockstash by thefreeman00 July 30, 2008

Cocksmash 

Co-ck-sma-ssh, verb
The act of missing a sexual partners poon or stink hole with ones cock and hitting the bit inbetween at full force resulting in a "cocksmash".

So, I was pounding away on this the young filly when I got a tad carried away, pulled out and said, "right little missy, take this one you filthy little harrlot" and went at her with the might of empire, a pain ran up my jonson and I knew straight away there had been a terrible cocksmash, it's been this colour and bent at a 45 degree angle for weeks now, anything you can do doctor?

Cocksmash by morgansgoat October 30, 2012

cocksmush 

a cocksmush is someone who likes to ram their penis into a wall on a day to day basis.

man1: he wont go to the store and get drinks.

man2: he is such a cocksmush

cocksmush by CaptainA619 January 29, 2010