dead, dead as a cockroach 

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

dead, dead as a cockroach by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020

cockroach 

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.

Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.

cockroach by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Cockroach Lawyer 

Lawyers who purposely avoid your emails and/or follow ups. They are called cockroach lawyers because they run and skittle away, hiding behind the cupboards every time you want to hear from them.

Damn, Anthony is such a cockroach lawyer. Followed him up 2 weeks and still no response. Maybe we should sprinkle some crumbs so he appears from behind the cupboards

Cockroach Lawyer by Danglesssss August 31, 2021

foul loathsome evil little cockroach 

a fine ass guy called draco malfoy

“you! you foul loathsome evil little cockroach!” “hermione nooo, he’s not worth it”

foul loathsome evil little cockroach by ilovedracomalfoy111 November 8, 2020

human cockroach 

A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom

Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

human cockroach by AmazinGracex October 7, 2016

Cockroachy 

A word used to describe the characteristics of a cockroach.

My boss is a cockroachy bastard.

Cockroachy by MRedRaider August 3, 2009

Cockroach 

A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.

They are an abomination!

If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.

Cockroach by Striker122 May 13, 2010