Codeling

The sound made by a programmer while writing source code.

Person What did you say?

Programmer Oh nothing I was just codeling.

by FenderQ November 21, 2010

Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

cowbelling

Action made my tongue and lips "mimicking" the sound of a cowbell. Usually done profusely to the intro of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. In homage to the "Cowbell" skit on SNL.

Lysergicac1D: LMAO, i will never be able to listen to "Dont fear the reaper" without "clicking" along
Lysergicac1D: it just came on last.fm
mayafied: so true
Lysergicac1D: and i started clicking
Lysergicac1D: with my tongue
Lysergicac1D: while forming an "O" with my lips.
mayafied: please, the term is 'cowbelling'

by Stick.e May 21, 2008

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

cobeting

This is what happens when you have desires to steal someone's swagbucks while being perceived as cute.

"Laura was cobeting Katie's swagbucks this morning."

by Choateaa February 18, 2010

Cobalting

To get it on in the back of a Chevy Cobalt

Tracy and Cody went Cobalting in the High School Parking Lot.

by JEFFRYDAHMER December 4, 2011

cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mother walked in and caught me cobbling.

by The real bubbles June 1, 2016