Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")

My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.

by Steve J January 8, 2008

corn cobber

the act of eating ur corn in the vertical direction as if u were succing penis.

" greg is a corn cobber from wat ive seen".

by chris medeiros August 26, 2007

itchy cobber

Having an itchy asshole

Fuck I’ve got an itchy COBBER

by Dixxy January 23, 2021

lick my cobber

Australian slang for licking ones asshole

Go and lick my cobber you cunt

by Dixxy January 23, 2021

Cobber

A man who loved hairy women, their backs look like a cobweb cause of all the hair

Gabe: Did you see that girls back?

Grady: Yeah Brandon pulled a total Cobber

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Cobber

Formerly known as a saying towards a friend or mate, cobber has now progressed to young people saying it towards the older generation as a slang and offensive word. A young man in his 20’s saying to an older man in his 40’s ‘g’day cobber’ is taken as the young man not showing any respect to the older generation.

A young tradie might say, ‘yeah no worries cobber’ to a man in his 40’s meaning no respect at all.

by Pappa Dawg October 12, 2022

Come a cobber

An Australasian spin on ‘come a cropper,’ usually referring to a more sinister error that has lead to severe harm or death.

‘Woah, did Jake just fall off that cliff?’
‘Yea, he’d come a cobber on that ledge.’

by Clarencerr November 9, 2025