cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.
After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.
by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006
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Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
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A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.
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Get the Social Cobweb mug.The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.
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