clusterwin

n.

1. A simultaneous confluence or chain of positive events.

2. A close coexistence of entities seen in a positive light within a larger entity.

I just had such a clusterwin; I found a great deal on the exact shoes I wanted, and then found a $20 bill on the ground as I left the store.

Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, AND Samuel L. Jackson are all going to be in the new Avengers movie, with Joss Whedon directing and writing? That's going to be such a clusterwin...

by bjork73 October 10, 2010

CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

by roz March 9, 2005

clusterbate

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.

Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.

by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

clusternating

The act of dealing with and switching from one clusterfuck to another

I spent the whole day clusternating

by Raben December 12, 2017

clusterfidiots

People of or pertaining to a cluster fuck.
Cluster fuck idiots.

When a large group of people are being stupid and creating a cluster fuck, they are clusterfidiots.
A trafic jam caused by an accident and a bunch of rubber neckers is composed of clusterfidiots.

by Jason D. December 10, 2005

clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.

1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.

by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017

clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"

"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."

by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013