clusterfuckistan

A place in the middle east, in too much in termoil and having too unstable of a government to give an actually name to. This place is constantly involved in multiple meaningless, religous wars and wants to Kill Americans for having different religous views or no religous views.

"why don't the people in clusterfuckistan stop attacking us for being infidels? Fuck they need to get laid and stop treating weman worse than camels.

by Lil' Sins January 4, 2010

clusterfucking

An orgy, sex en masse

It was a room full of people fucking, one giant clusterfuck

by Anonymous December 21, 2002

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

by CooterBlues October 5, 2016

clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do

This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!

by bella180ca March 1, 2019

clusterfuckistan

Any place in the middle east that is constantly at war over stupid religous shit. The people in this place are ready to kill anyone who doesn't agree with them. They don't have a stable government because they are uncivilized barbarians. They hate Americans because we accept all races and religions (even though we have some racist groups, but who doesn't). They will never agree to stop attacking America and this is why we have heroes fighting them off to keep us safe at home (thank a soldier).

person A: why are we even at war in the first place? we should bring the troops home.

person B: even if we brought the troops home the people in clusterfuckistan wouldn't stop attacking us dumbass!!!

by Jed Sinsheimer January 11, 2010

cluster fuckish

a past tence definistion for a crouded area

the mall was cluster fuckish today i could hardly move around without bumping into someone.

by dylon88 January 2, 2012

clusterfucking

hanging out with friends, huddling in close proximity

we all started clusterfucking to keep warm

by Daria December 17, 2002