clusterflake

clusterflake is the social phenomenon characterized by a buttload of people just not showing up, typically so sporadically, in such numbers, and with so little advance warning that the original plan or plans are thrown into disintegrating disarray. (syn: cluster flake)

"Despite a week's notice more than half the movie group clusterflaked, most without even calling."

"We'd arranged a big dinner, followed by a meet with another crew, then all hit a party downtown. Three people showed up in total, the whole night. It was a complete cluster flake."

by Dude I Flaked April 21, 2008

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clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.

My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.

by speedymama May 22, 2010

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clusterflux

A situation that is in such a state of change and uncertainty, that it can not even be deemed a legitimate clusterfuck.

For three weeks, the 2000 presidential election was in a state of clusterflux.

by politicalJunky1896 November 4, 2011

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clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

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clusterflutterer

A balloon filled with M&Ms, then wrapped in duct tape. The Mohave Indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. Often used as a talisman to ward off psychobitches.

I didn't want that bitch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a clusterflutterer over my bed.

by sethsupreme October 21, 2011

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