clusterfail

When you suddenly, completely, and epicly fail (see epic fail) at EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD for no particular reason, and with no action you could have possibly taken, even if you had known that these events would occur for the entire duration of your mortal existence.

Total extinction of the majority of life on Earth, your girlfriend is cheating on you, and you just learned that Satan has doomed you to reincarnate as a McDonald's cherry pie?

Clusterfail.

by Mosher of 603 January 23, 2009

CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

by roz March 9, 2005

clusterbate

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.

Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.

by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

Clusterfrick

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.

" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.

by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018

clusterfrack

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.

After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.

by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015

clusterfrak

syn. "clusterfuck." clean version of "clusterfuck" employing the jargon of the Battlestar Galactica universe; "frak" meaning "fuck."

clusterfrak It's a total clusterfrak, man!

by Ogg-the-Bull January 27, 2011

clusternating

The act of dealing with and switching from one clusterfuck to another

I spent the whole day clusternating

by Raben December 12, 2017