Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

cumtard

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.

Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.

Fiaz is such a cumtard!

by roger August 26, 2004

clubtard

A scenester who frenquents nightclubs like its their life's duty.

"He is such a clubtard, his pics are all over the club sites for every day of the week."

by MTSZZZZZ March 27, 2009

Cumtard

One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.

Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.

by Biscuit the Unbreaded December 15, 2008

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

Cumtarded

When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms you’re having

Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded

by Tatd_girl August 25, 2023