Club

A largely pointless and futile gathering point, whereby simple imbeciles proceed to flail about to obnoxiously loud music, whilst chemically inconvenienced.

Most of these events require the participent to have previously consumed various obscurce and intelligence-rotting narcotic substances, in a misguided attempt to keep that person over there from doing anything to them that might involve rusty hooks and possibly salt.
Clubber: "Hey, you-..flrgh, ajfdfkkkkkk fuck my eyes have fallen out arhaghahfhh" *flump*

Passerby hopefully on their way to lead a happy and fulfilled life with many prospects: "Indeed".
by Post-Modern Pseudonym January 20, 2009
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1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.
hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties.
by egbdf August 26, 2005
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A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.
Hey Bob lets go down to the club and pick up some og kush.
by XxTokerxX4Life August 07, 2008
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ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!

(happiness for all ensues)
by Steveeee?#@$ April 16, 2008
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The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
My friend overdosed on ecstasy while clubbing last Friday.
by yup September 15, 2003
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What you strike baby seals with.
Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight.
Friend: Clubbing what? Baby seals?
by Faceplant April 26, 2005
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A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.
Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.

Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
by rpr March 29, 2013
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