Clubbed thumbs (scientific name brachydactyly type D) is a recessive trait that reduces the length of the top bone of your thumb, resulting in short, fat thumbs. It really sucks because you get made fun of and texting is harder, it's also harder to play a lot of musical instruments and don't even get me started on having to find a bowling ball that doesn't get stuck on your thumb. You can have both or just one clubbed thumb, it also has like a million nicknames, including murderer's thumb, toe thumb, royal thumb, etc.
Person: Eww your thumbs are ugly
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.
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To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".
"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up in jail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."
by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008
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"Harold, despite the fact that the sign indicates our CUNY graduate library has office hours starting...AN HOUR AGO...not one staff member showed up to work today."
"Perhaps librarians be clubbed out, Bradley."
"Perhaps librarians be clubbed out, Bradley."
by Disgruntled Grad Student September 13, 2014
Get the Clubbed Out mug.When the noun, in any varying manner, is influenced and thus effected by any derivitive of the 'Club'. This word has a broad scope of meaning as virtually all things on a night out are a product of 'Club' influence.
An obvious example is getting on the lash before the club. Your not getting pissed for the sake of it but in fact for the club. You are therefore getting 'Clubbed-Up'. Any snazzy apparel donned for the club also makes the noun (in this case the person)'Clubbed-Up', as it has been specifically worn due to typical Club mandate requiring it.
E.g Bob:"Dave what are you doing, your completely pissed and wearing a horrible stripey black and white shirt?
Dave:"Mate, I'm getting 'Clubbed-Up' aren't I"
E.g Bob:"Dave what are you doing, your completely pissed and wearing a horrible stripey black and white shirt?
Dave:"Mate, I'm getting 'Clubbed-Up' aren't I"
by Thomas Jessop July 16, 2007
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by Urbane and Dictive December 14, 2022
Get the Clubbed Feet mug.Similar to "hung over", this expression describes how you feel when you went clubbing the night before (not just being hung over, but all the events that happened when you went out clubbing).
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