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Albuquerque Clowncar

Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.
After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
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clownarchy

noun. A system or regime of corruption by which clowns make celebrities of non-celebrities.
"All the President's men made hot messes of themselves during a riotous clownarchy." -Vanity Glare, 2018 Feb
by @RealityWinner February 18, 2018
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contaro

A person(usually a guy) who still insists on sleeping in his mothers bed.
My brother is such a contaro.
by sarah12 December 9, 2008
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clownarchist

noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.

adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.
The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.

That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.

Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.

Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.

There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.
by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018
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Clownary

So like when u do something and U become a whole clown after it
Did you see Sarah eat out of the trash?”
“Yeah that’s clownary”
by sexydaddywhobuttfucksjunhee December 4, 2019
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clontarf

the best area in da whole of ireland, perfetly balanced, evry1 is stuk up ther own whole like in places such as blackrock and other posh areas but its not a big knacker hole like ballymun or finglas, etc.

its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!
clontarf is da best place in da world 2 live
by timmyotoole1 October 8, 2007
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Clownitarian

An attention-seeking hotdog hooker who plays too many video games and only eats clowns
Colton sucks.
He's such a clownitarian
by bouctouchee June 20, 2011
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