clownarchy

noun. A system or regime of corruption by which clowns make celebrities of non-celebrities.

"All the President's men made hot messes of themselves during a riotous clownarchy." -Vanity Glare, 2018 Feb

by @RealityWinner February 18, 2018

clowntaro

IS A CLOWN!!! A LITERALLY FUCKING CLOWN ! DOES DUMB THINGS BUT IS CUTE 🐷💕AND THAT PINK TIP... GODDDAAMNN... I.. I MEAN THE CLOWN NOSE TIP....

Person 1: who is he?

Person 2: Nah he's a clown call him clowntaro

by anonymous November 6, 2022

clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

clownarchist

noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.

adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.

The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.

That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.

Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.

Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.

There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.

by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018

Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

cloutfarmer

When someone(usually a female) takes any actions possible to acquire fame or "clout".

That bitch Kayla is such a cloutfarmer, she'll suck Lil Pumps dick for a shoutout on instagram...

by Mr. Vlad May 24, 2020

Clownary

So like when u do something and U become a whole clown after it

“Did you see Sarah eat out of the trash?”
“Yeah that’s clownary”

by sexydaddywhobuttfucksjunhee December 4, 2019