clothes

pieces of fabric stitched together that humans wear to compensate for the lack of hair.

why can't we just have fur like other animals, why do we have to use clothes?

by Quinn is my fake name February 6, 2021

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The shit that you wear

Bitch, put on your clothes

by Alomar January 26, 2005

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Usually mispelling of clothes by 13 year olds.

'Man I need to get all my cloths together'

by sotongal4lyf April 26, 2012

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An assortment of comfortable and sometimes trendy pieces of fabric that you wear on and/or around your body. More often than not, though, clothing is an excuse for women to drag their husbands/boyfriends away from quality time "with the guys" to instead spend hours on end at the mall looking for and trying on all sorts of clothing; mostly shoes, in a vain attempt to upstage "that slut, Janice." Other people hate wearing clothing. We usually refer to these people as nudists because they enjoy being nude. If you want to learn more about clothing, you can check out various books regarding the matter at your local library!

"Hey, man. What are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? It's called clothing."

"Wow! That's fascinating!"

"I know! Everybody is doing it."

by Your_Local_Librarian September 8, 2011

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