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cloth put on one's body only when necissary
driving on the road is optional, like pants
clothes by slab October 19, 2004
A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.
Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU
Clothes by RegularHuman April 30, 2020
To cover yo dang pussy/dick and ass cheeks so they won’t be dangling around. To cover you tits/man nipples so y’all won’t see them
I can see you pussy/dick so put on some clothes
Clothes by Suckmypitobitxh12 September 10, 2019
I like your clothes
Clothes by RedDreams September 5, 2019
Clothes
Jk
Clothes by Hubbflubber May 19, 2016
pieces of fabric stitched together that humans wear to compensate for the lack of hair.
why can't we just have fur like other animals, why do we have to use clothes?
clothes by Quinn is my fake name February 6, 2021