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clothes

pieces of fabric stitched together that humans wear to compensate for the lack of hair.
why can't we just have fur like other animals, why do we have to use clothes?
by Quinn is my fake name February 6, 2021
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Clothing

The shit that you wear
by Alomar January 26, 2005
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Cloths

'Man I need to get all my cloths together'
by sotongal4lyf April 26, 2012
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clothing

An assortment of comfortable and sometimes trendy pieces of fabric that you wear on and/or around your body. More often than not, though, clothing is an excuse for women to drag their husbands/boyfriends away from quality time "with the guys" to instead spend hours on end at the mall looking for and trying on all sorts of clothing; mostly shoes, in a vain attempt to upstage "that slut, Janice." Other people hate wearing clothing. We usually refer to these people as nudists because they enjoy being nude. If you want to learn more about clothing, you can check out various books regarding the matter at your local library!
"Hey, man. What are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? It's called clothing."

"Wow! That's fascinating!"

"I know! Everybody is doing it."
by Your_Local_Librarian September 8, 2011
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Clothes

The most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we'd all benefit from not wearing clothes.
Man: Yo man clothes are useless!

Woman: I already took mine off!
by Dead Woman Walking March 7, 2009
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Clothes

What you use to cover your butt.
EWWWWW YOUR NAKED PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES
by Snap Cracker Doodle May 18, 2020
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clotheds

The opposite of nudes.
Rick: Yo dude, did you see Alice's clotheds?
Steve: What? I got nudes.. Tough luck man.
by MRSLADYMISSY March 13, 2018
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