chobeface.

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

Clockface

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019

Caseface

Looking at somebody with your head turned a quarter to the left, eyes opened wide and inquisitively questioning their statements or actions. A common variant includes an eyebrow raise to intensify the situation.

Note: Caseface may also be called faceface.

Don't give me that caseface, i know this isnt legal.

by TTHEE GGAMEE March 7, 2009

Crossface

In professional wrestling, a crossface is a move that involves you crossing your arms across your opponent's face. See STF and Crippler Crossface.

"He's got him locked in a crossface-like manuever.."

by Sezril February 2, 2004

Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.

Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface

by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019

chodeface

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.

"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"

by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap

Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005