chozeface 

originating from the word "chaos" (to be pronounced phonetically)-chozeface is often used to describe someone who is acting stupidly or unreasonably in a situation.

Man, I was right in the middle of a story and this chozeface broke into song and dance out of nowhere and ruined it.

chozeface by lamo October 13, 2004

closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012

Chodeface McHiggins 

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish

Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins

Chodeface McHiggins by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010

chobeface. 

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.

oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.

chobeface. by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

Captain Cokeface 

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.

Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface

Captain Cokeface by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019

chodeface 

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.

"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"

chodeface by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008

Chodeface 

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.

Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!

Chodeface by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021