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Clock Spider 

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.
LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.
Clock Spider by ned randersoff December 25, 2003

Clock Spider 

The lord of all spiders. Bigger than Most wall clocks. He has supernatural powers and makes a very loud PFIIRRRT shrieking sound before it strikes.
The spider found behind the wall clock of a LUEser. Go to gamefaqs.com and the LUE message board for a picture.
Clock Spider by Ryan Clockspyder August 18, 2003

Clock Spider 

Additional info:
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
Clock Spider by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

Clock Spider 

A spider that's...well, the size of a clock. Who is everyone so scared of it?
dj gs68 took the Clock Spider, stuffed it into a jar, and launched the jar into space.
Clock Spider by dj gs68 June 22, 2003

clock spider 

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!
"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"
clock spider by Scotty February 7, 2004

Clock Spider 

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.
John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.
Clock Spider by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016