Clock Spider

Clockspider and all who worshipped him shall be smote by Limecat.
LUE- I make blank topics there.
by GraphicAngel February 21, 2004
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Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it
1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.
by Sailor Aeris of 404 August 23, 2003
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(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.
LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.
by ned randersoff December 26, 2003
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The lord of all spiders. Bigger than Most wall clocks. He has supernatural powers and makes a very loud PFIIRRRT shrieking sound before it strikes.
The spider found behind the wall clock of a LUEser. Go to gamefaqs.com and the LUE message board for a picture.
by Ryan Clockspyder August 18, 2003
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According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
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A spider that's...well, the size of a clock. Who is everyone so scared of it?
dj gs68 took the Clock Spider, stuffed it into a jar, and launched the jar into space.
by dj gs68 June 23, 2003
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An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.
John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.
by CallousedCalcium December 13, 2016
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