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Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.
Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.
by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009
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Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).
by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018
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clister

Ordinarily refers to a soft wax used by cross country skiers when conditions are warm, but the better definition is that it's what chicks get when they ride their bike too much.
She rode a century and now she has a clister.
by bike seat lover March 4, 2009
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cliqster

Someone who participates in an online cliq to help advance certain viewpoints shared by the others in the group.

By sending links to discussions of common interest in batch personal messages at various forums, cliqsters insure their ideas are well represented in the various debates relevant to their collective interests.
OMG! Jason was just suspended for a week for calling JJ a racist, which he admits he in fact is!! Act NOW on behalf of our fellow cliqster. Send a pm to all the moderators protesting this unjust action taken against one of the forums most constructive posters.
by Recursive Prophet April 20, 2009
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Chipster

Chip·ster
ˈChipstər'

noun informal
noun: Chipster; plural noun: Chipsters

A cholo-hipster amalgam. A cholo (Mexican/Latin American street gang member) who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the thug cultural mainstream. Will often cite themselves as a pioneering force behind contemporary trends en el barrio.
"What's good Mex Cady, I heard you just got a new pair of wide framed O.G. Locs homie?"

"Oh please, I've been rockin' these before they were even cool."

"Yeah, I guess you're right, you're a total Chipster carnal."
by Awdgarizzle March 11, 2018
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Clopsterino

An absolute cuck, a stinky fuck, a huge truck... ya know?
Look at this Chad.. he’s definitely a simple clopsterino.
by Jimmothy Chadster July 5, 2019
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Clipsterfuck

An event or place that is overcrowded with hipsters.

(it's a combination of the words "clusterfuck" and "hipster")
Christine said that the concert in Brooklyn was a total clipsterfuck. No surprise there....
by HubbaHubbaHippo August 23, 2009
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