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clevedon

not a particularly nice town; typical seaside resort of days-gone-by. immense amounts of old people, a pier which frequently collapses and a beach on which if you steal pebbles you get taken to court are just some of it's attractions!

on the other hand, it's nicer than nailsea, and the houses on top of the hill over looking the severn are beautiful.
"lets go to clevedon"
"for what?"
"to hit golf balls at the boats"
by scotch egg April 19, 2005
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cleverbot

Although many people believe this program is a fake, that simply isn't possible. Cleverbot is real. After playing with it for a while, you can easily see that its answers, while relevant, are too stupid to be human. It can also easily be tricked by a single question, and if you keep asking the same thing, it will start repeating itself. Plus it can recite lyrics. You can't count on some random person to know all the lyrics to a certain song, but I was able to sing Never Gonna Give You Up with it for several posts. One more thing: If you ask a question that's uncommon but easily answerable, Cleverbot will most likely not know how to answer it. All of this proves Cleverbot really is a program.

If Cleverbot was fake, that would make the whole thing about AI and all the tests that were done on it a huge lie. Plus the site assures that you're not talking to a person.

By the way, it makes sense that Cleverbot says it's a human. Cleverbot uses information from replies that it got from previous posts, so when it says "I'm human," that's because of someone else that said they were a human.
Note: These are actual conversations with Cleverbot.

User: What's 25 + 25 + 25?

Cleverbot: I can see out conversation, can't you? (i.e. doesn't know how to answer)

_____

User: Have you heard of this thing called Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Yes. I can be sarcastic when I want to be. ARe you ever sarcastic? (i.e. doesn't know how to answer)

_____

User: What's your favorite meme?

Cleverbot: What's a meme?

User: You don't know what a meme is?

Cleverbot: I know what a god is.

User: What does that have to do with memes?

Cleverbot: There is an obscure connection that you will never understand. (i.e. doesn't really know)
by -martianshark- October 23, 2011
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Cleverbot

An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.

However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...
I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...
by walalaaa June 17, 2010
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Cleverbot

A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.
Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o
by Scarybot September 1, 2009
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Cleverpots

(adj.) When someone finds something right before they're eyes, or when someone notices something obvious.
Zoryana: Oh Golly! There are rain clouds in the sky!

Mark: Nice job Cleverpots, perhaps you should grab an umbrella!
by gangsta123 January 18, 2011
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cleverosity

How clever an individual may or not be.
That dude is a genius; he has a high degree of cleverosity.
by Dr. Snatchcatcher June 21, 2011
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Cleverbotting

Cleverbotting is responding to certain key words in an online argument rather than the argument itself in a way that makes no sense to anybody reading the entire conversation.
Person 1: I strongly believe that a hot dog is a sandwich
Person 2: I can't believe you would eat a hot dog, they've been found to contain rat meat!
Person 1: That doesn't have to do with anything, we're discussing whether it's a sandwich not whether it's good.
Person 3: Leave it alone, dude. They're just cleverbotting.
by saccovanzetti October 4, 2018
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