cleatus

a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

hockey cleats

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.

"that chick is hockey cleats"

by jp22382 September 5, 2005

cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

cleating

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

ho cleats

High-heeled shoes typically worn by hos. A term used to compare the sound of high-heels on a hard surface to the sound of sport cleats on a hard surface.

*click*click*click*click*click*
Ryan: "Hey man, you hear that?"
Jarad: "Hear what?"
Ryan: "Sounds like some hos."
Jarad: "How can you tell?!"
Ryan: "Don't you hear those ho cleats?"
Jarad: "Damn!!! Dem some hos fo sho!"

by GlockMilli July 21, 2009

Clematis

pronounced /ˈklɛmətɨs/, from Ancient Greek klematis, a climbing plant, often periwinkle is a genus of mostly vigorous climbing lianas, with attractive flowers. When the pollen of this beautiful flower is snorted it can cause hallucinogenic effects.

Clematis is also known in the drug world and on the streets as "Vitamin C".

Vitamin C, or "the C", is a substance that affects the brain chemistry of the user: causing euphoria, the need to please guests, talking loudly, alertness in the face, increased energy, and the need to win party games.

"Pass me that Vitamin C", "I gotta get some Vitamin C, YO", "I hear Clematis is beautiful this time of year."

by vtamnClover May 25, 2009