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classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction
Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!
by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008
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classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.
"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011
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classturbate

when one secretly or not so secretly masturbates during class.
Look at that kid he's classturbate in the middle of class
by moneysideofthemoon October 24, 2011
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classturbator

Classtubator is a student that masturbates in class, Male or Female
Crozier:*masturbating*
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR
by king classier April 23, 2014
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Classturbate

To masturbate while keeping the pinky finger completely extended
Woah bro, learn some manners when you jack off in public at least learn to classturbate!
by Fuzznutz August 25, 2013
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classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.
jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!
by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009
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Classturbator

Someone who who partakes in class masturbation.
"Hey look! Its Isaiah the classturbator!"
by jsc951 May 29, 2018
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