classterbating

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.

Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008

classter

The joining of classy and hipster. Like hipsters, classters are trendy but choose on sticking to the finer things in life. They enjoy more expensive goods, whether or not they can afford it and pursue a higher lifestyle. Classters combine an effortless upscale appearance with a mentality to match. They can be found in high end boutiques, following menswear blogs, and sipping on red wine while listening to some Miles Davis.

The classter often found himself sacrificing other areas of his life in order to maintain his exorbitant living standards.

by your neighborhood classter September 26, 2012

Zoom classes

A way used by most schools to continue class during moments of quarantine, usually a period of time to ease of an either jerk off or watch YouTube

Person 1:Hey wyd
Person 2:Zoom Classes I’m bored

by Alikoy May 4, 2020

classless

An adjective describing a person or thing as "dirty," "filthy," as being outside the norms of society, or as lacking in any sort of decorum whatsoever.

"Those kids went to see the movie 'Rent,' but they've never seen the play, those classless fucks."

"The mustard stain on Bill's v-neck t-shirt made him look completely classless."

by drcrime March 18, 2006

Night Classes

The terminology used when a cheating significant other tries to explain why he/she is going out tonight.

Bill: "Honey, why are you leaving so soon? I thought we were going to cuddle together!"
Eric: "Um... night classes..."
Bill: "You skank I KNOW where you're going you thot don't walk away from me!"

by agletman2 August 13, 2015

Online Classes

Some dumb motherfucker thought quarantine was not challenging enough so they decided to have Online Classes. Now we have to attend zoom meetings and watch our teachers getting fucking zoom bombed for the 4th time this week. It is also proven your attention span decreases while on online class along with your grade.

Yo I honestly like online classes
Ok good for you I don’t give a fuck

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

AP classes

Advanced Placement Classes taken by high school students for college credit. Usually students who take these classes are on the honors level and have a lot of time on their hands. By the time you reach mid year, heck, by the time you reach the end of the first week you will be wondering what the heck possessed you to take one of these classes and any free time you had before will be gone. However, if you're lucky, get a good teacher who knows their stuff,stay awake and don't commit suicide it is possible to get a 4 or 5 on the end of year test and get that all important credit.

AP classes will cause a student to go from thinking they are smart to seeing a therapist for their broken self esteem.

by omgseriously May 9, 2008