Chatspeak

...Well, it's not English, I can tell ya that.

12jhsefwe ghewkhtjk? OMFG ROFL dslfh7 hska--9 hasfjh fsjlsehr!!!

-brb <3

by Tianto November 24, 2004

chatspeak

Considered by many to be a disgrace to the English language yet by others, a convenient way of symplifying sentences. A method of shortening words devised by countless web- surfers. Chatspeak is a whole language in itself, and new terms are constantly being added to it. Often, symbols are used in chatspeak. (!@#$%^&*... etc.) Is proven to degrade a person's English use and be a complete waste of time.

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SYNONYMS: MSN-speak/ AIM-speak/ Chatroom- abbreviations
ANTONYMS: Correct English Grammar
RELATED WORDS: look at synonyms
COMMON MISPELLINGS: Chtspk

CHATSPEAK-USER: Yo Yo Yo Lyk, O/\/\G the 0T|-|3R d@y I woz lyk pwning these /\/00Bs. LMFAO. I s3d u suX & u shud go 2 h3LL & di. ROFL.

NORMAL-PERSON: What are you saying? Repeat that in English please.

CHATSPEAK-USER: O/\/\G th@t IS N-glISH. R U, lyk fR3/\/(H dOOd?

NORMAL-PERSON: Well I have to go. I'll talk to you later - not!

by Hermione December 28, 2005

chatspeak

Chatspeak is pretty much the Language of the Idiots. It is used by those too stupid/lazy to type properly.

This is an example of chatspeak: yo u wanna go 2 da mall 2dai

by *Vicky* April 9, 2006

Chatspeak

Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.

Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!

by TheRealPecker April 14, 2005

clamsteak

n. A big, fat, yummy pussy.

How was the night last night with Fat Betty?

Couldn'ta been better. I ate sooooo much clamsteak ... my tongue is about to fall outta my mouth!

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

chatspeak

When people think it's cool to shorten words when they type things on IM, message boards, etc. Newsflash: It's not cool. Don't do it. Instead of just saying "I'm an idiot!" you can just type in chatspeak and it will basically mean the same thing.

lyke omgwtfbbq typing wit corect speling is overrated LoL!!1

by Psycho Hobo September 2, 2004

chatspeak

Also known as webspeak, chatspeak is basically an illiterate way of typing, and a way to massacre a language. Shortening words (such as you to u), insisting on ignoring captials, making words numbers, (such as 2 or 4) and not using endmarks are all parts of chatspeak. For most people it annoys them shitless, but certain people insist.

Dis is a ex of chatspek 4 u lol. i cant speel 4 mi lyf n im on aim 247. go figur.

by x) June 4, 2005