Clam Strips

Labial lips, i.e. from the "bearded clam".

Allyson: I have a taste for some blackened clam strips.
Tonayleeza: I got some of them you can have!
Allyson: Great! I'm ready to eat some clam strips now!

by Vermont Fag November 3, 2016

clam cooking

Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.

Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Clam Grenade

The act of muckin bin so violently that you purposefully force air into the vagina in order to intentionally detonate a queef later on during the performance.

Adam, in an act of true passion, had his glasses blown clean off his head while clam grenading Kelly last night

I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs

Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger

by MuckleberryBin January 9, 2022

clambush

1. to discover, unexpectedly a hairy vagina (while performing oral sex)

2. to be ambushed by excessive pubic hair, when removing a female's panties

I got clambushed going down on the chick I picked up at the bar last night.

by PMS_ September 29, 2008

clam pearl

A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.

She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!

by Anthony LeVaj December 17, 2008

Clamfathered

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.

Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."

by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017