by BeautyQueen2008 May 18, 2008
Get the Clarissa mug.name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.
Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.
Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.
Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful
by Clarrot84 January 3, 2010
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A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !
by HellaFella February 4, 2010
Get the Clarissa mug.Person: Can I borrow your psych lectures
Clarissa: For sure!
Person: Wow Clarissa, you are the coolest person ever!
Clarissa: For sure!
Person: Wow Clarissa, you are the coolest person ever!
by Pay2121 January 20, 2009
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Get the Clarissa mug.While she may be moody, she is hot and thick and loves guys even when they are total dicks. Clarissa is a great friend and a sexual one too. Clarissa just wants a fun time, but in the end will usually end up crying. Of course one of Clarissa's friends will come to the rescue
by Squiddy-Diddy April 20, 2021
Get the Clarissa mug.An amazing person who is smart, pretty, funny, weird, LOUD, and has a dark side sometimes. She is a person you would love to hang out with and you will instantly fall in love with. Her personality is big. Sometimes she doesn't always defend herself but when it comes to her friends she will do anything😇
Skylark : Did you know Clarissa?
Jacob: Yes she is weird but fun to hang out with
Skylark: I am in love with her😫❤️
Jacob: Yes she is weird but fun to hang out with
Skylark: I am in love with her😫❤️
by akwardlife135 August 14, 2017
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