ciscocide

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".

Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!

by Spoofnet March 28, 2008

Cisco Wine

The Kool aide from hell. This unearthly blend of burnt rubber, rubbing alcohol and possibly bum piss leads to hallucinations, mental retardation and lack of a home. Drinking a bottle leads to a 3 day hangover that the devil placed upon you himself. Also known as "liquid crack" this anitfreeze/cyanide concoction can also substitute for nail polish remover. If injected will cause tumors. Enjoy!

Scott: Why is Rhonda sleeping in a box under a bridge with no clothes?
Matt: oh she drank cisco wine last night

by Scott Balls October 16, 2008

Cisco

Wine that will fuck you up horribly. It is a drink like none other. Cherished among students in Miami, FL, and will give you a hangover worse than life itself. Even bums wont drink it. Commonly referred to as liquid crack.

"yo nigga, lets go get some cisco",
"nah dawg, il settle for the 211."

by smoff September 22, 2004

Cisco Ramon

The god of movie references. Also Barry Allen's best friend in the CW series 'The Flash'

Cisco Ramon: encourages friends using movie references.

Also Cisco Ramon: explains science using movie references

Cisco Ramon too: uses movie references when battling with bad guys

by #Gurllikeme January 9, 2021

Dusty Cisco

When you nut on a girl's face and then throw some dirt on it.

They were fucking in the park and he gave her a dusty Cisco.

by FMNDet August 1, 2010

CiscOwned

v. - the act of being submitted to a ruthless, or otherwise cruel use of the English language. This is generally experienced by unsuspecting students of Cisco Systems' Networking Accademy who are reading the online or hard Cisco curriculum materials. Thus the terms: "CiscOwned" or "CiscOwnage"

<Cisco> "Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols." (CCNA 1, 10.2.3)
<Student> ...i want to die.

by Vorondil December 3, 2004

CISCOwned

v. To be beaten down by CISCO

A prime example of CISCOwnage

This condition, called count to infinity, loops packets continuously around the network in spite of the fundamental fact that the destination network, Network 1, is down. The routers are counting to infinity.

by Lennyist Leader April 19, 2004