Sweaty Chinaman

When one man pisses on the top of another mans head so that when the piss slowly trickles down the man's forehead and nears his eyes, the recipient squints his eyes with his hair and forehead all soaking wet, looking like a Sweaty Chinaman.

If Daniel had not given Norm that sweaty chinaman at his birthday party last night ,I think the candles may have lit his eyebrows on fire.

by Pap-paw pee pants June 10, 2011

Sneaky Chinaman

When a person cuts line - when pulled up they claim to not understand the theory behind lines nor understand orderly waiting.

Dude I thought you checked in ages ago - you were in line for a while - yeah man got sneaky chinamaned by a whole family! Took ages!

by Linewatcher July 19, 2015

Slimy Chinaman

When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.

Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.

by SpagheddieMurphy July 22, 2017

chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.

I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle

by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014

Chinaman Harris

A technique, often illegal or underhanded, which allows the user to gain the upper hand in a situation.

Well it seems that he's using the Chinaman Harris there, poor form.

by Pablopizzaro June 18, 2010

sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.

"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.

by Mr Sully September 10, 2023