Winston Churchill's ashtray 

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

Fuck Crunchies 

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

Fuck Crunchies by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute 

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019

Churchfew 

When you can't stay out late on a saturday night because you have to be at church early on sunday morning. similar to curfew.

Person A: "Wanna come to my party on Saturday night?"

Person B: "What time is it?"

A: "7-12pm"

B: "Yeah, but I'll have to leave early, gotta be home by my churchfew."

Churchfew by fatt0ny May 29, 2010

cunt crunchies 

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

cunt crunchies by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

Churchislator 

When a state legislator uses his or her religious/church beliefs to directly impact their support of specific bills that can or do become state law.

Chris Buttars is a classic "Churchislator"
D. Chris Buttars (born April 1, 1942) is a Republican member of the Utah State Senate representing senate district 10 (which spans the cities of South Jordan, West Jordan, and Herriman). He has served as a state senator since 2001.

Buttars has been outspoken on issues dealing with homosexuality, and co-sponsored Utah Constitutional Amendment 3 with Utah Boys Ranch colleague LaVar Christensen, which defined marriage in Utah as consisting "only of the legal union between a man and a woman." Buttars criticized the domestic partnership executive order signed by Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson. Buttars also introduced legislation that would ban gay clubs and gay-straight alliances in public schools.

Churchislator by Arule February 28, 2010

churchered 

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.

what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.

churchered by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007