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"You Got Chuck'd"

What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Disclaimer: if you say this, you must loudly beg for mercy, as if you dont Chuck Norris will fall from the sky and use your legs as chopsticks.
*Bill roundhouse kicks Mike*
Mike: Ow!
Bill: "You Got Chuck'd"
*Pause*
Bill: Chuck Norris, I have erred in my judgement, please spare a humble pheasant in your all-seeing eye!
*Chuck Norris falls from sky, winks at Bill, and proceeds to impregnate every woman in a five mile radius simulaneously*
by [Undefined] May 10, 2006
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Chuck Bass'd

You've Chuck Bass'd someone when you've had sex with a girl and dumped her the following morning or even the same night.
Inspired by the womanizing character named Chuck bass from the television series named Gossip Girl.
Sandy: "He dumped me just after we had sex!"
Joey: "Looks like you got Chuck Bass'd. Did you at least make it to the morning? "
by Timothy Johnsonson October 4, 2009
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Chuck Norris'd

As a male, to get fucked in the ass by multiple males at once. Taken from the flash video Ultimate Orgy, can be found on Newgrounds if curious.
"Which of these erotic ads are you going to answer to?"
"All of them, I'm set to get Chuck Norris'd this weekend."
by Tolous February 19, 2010
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chuck norris'd

1.) To roundhouse kick someone.

2.) To win at something.

3.) Another way to say, "Dude, you got pwned by a girl!"
1.Don't make me Chuck Norris you!

2.Man, i was playing w/ my cousin the other day and i Chuck Norris'd him by accident.

3.Dude, you just got Chuck Norris'd
by Chuck Norris'd January 7, 2010
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chuck norris'd

When you are doing a girl doggie style and right before you cum, you jump off and round house kick her in the head. As you are doing the round house kick your cum sprays the entire room.
I was doing this girl doggie style and she pissed me off so i chuck norris'd her!
by Zach Zeiler January 13, 2008
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Chuck Norris'd

Describes any former star whose only fans today are ironic, and lavish said star with ironic praise, especially on the internet, like former action star Chuck Norris.
Some guy: Man, Steven Seagal got Chuck Norris'd. Remember when we used to genuienly think he was cool in movies like "Hard to Kill" and "Above the Law"?
Another guy: Yeah, these days when people praise him they're being ironic.
Some guy: "Hey, speaking of Chuck Norris, do you think he knows kids passing around "Chuck Norris Facts," are not his fans and are actually ridiculing him?"
Another guy: "I can't imagine why not, but he seems pretty clueless."
by Dracula's Spine January 20, 2008
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Chuck Norris'd

When someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of Chuck Norris, himself.
Random Dude: Holy fuck, that dude punched me in the face so hard I Chuck Norris'd myself!
Me: That sound's wrong!
by #ChuckNorris'd March 14, 2013
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