chrondomaniac

Pronounced (kron-doh-may-nee-ack)
A slang term for weed or marijuana, but not just any weed. Chrondomaniac is another word for chronic; very potent, high grade marijuana, generally with red hairs in it, no seeds and high concentrations of white or opaque crystals (trichromes). Chrondomaniac is grown under perfect conditions which makes the THC (marijuana's active ingredient) level go through the roof.

Can also be plural.

Check out this chrondomaniac I picked up on today.
When are we gonna smoke some chrondomaniacs?!

by miSsyeSka September 27, 2011

Chrondola

Any gondola at a ski resort that is safe to smoke the herb on.

A ride up the gondola on which you smoke.

Hey man, let's hit the chrondola before we go to the terrain park!

by Snowchaser August 22, 2011

chorndog

The coolest kid in school. Know for eating 27 corn dogs at one time. He is a close cousin to the horndog. He's everything we all aspire to be but will never be successful at accomplishing.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Chorndog?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah!!! I saw earlier with more than 20 corn dogs in his mouth!"
Person 1: "Yeah that's him."
Person 2: "I wish I could be him!"
Person 1: "Nobody can be Chorndog. He is the one and only. He's my idol!"

by EPICUTIONER October 5, 2016

chrondolorian

an american-southwest blend of weed, usually covered in dark orange hairs. similar to chronic.

Damn man, Tommy's got that chrondolorian! And he hooks it up at $15 a gram!

by BlockHusla January 11, 2006

chrondo

The after result of smoking marijuana to you are unable to perform normal body functions.

"Damn dude i was so chrondo last night"

by DW(NUBZ) & JM August 18, 2008

chronogänger

<noun> When one person looks like another person, only if they were younger or older. Your eyes will play tricks on you, and it feels like your perception took a time-machine trip. But, in all reality, it's actually a completely different person.

"Did you see the chronogänger I mentioned to you earlier? He looks like my math teacher at 22. Someone else told me that the principal looks like a 48-year old Taylor Swift."

by Chronophile September 23, 2014

Chronognosis

The intuitive knowing of the right time for something to emerge - not too soon, not too late, but in the exact moment when cosmic forces seems to say ‘right now’. A fusion of chronos (time) and gnosis (direct knowing). Noting that such gnosis could be a nudge too from the future.

I don’t know why but I just knew today was the day to quit my job and a day after a new opportunity landed right at my feet. It felt like pure chronognosis in action.

by tomGPT September 28, 2025