Christograph

1. A series of questions designed to assess how religious a person claims to be, usually to defraud false claims.

1.
"Yo man, what happened between you and your girl?"

"Eh, everything was going ok but then I told her I was Catholic and failed her Christograph test."

by unoit! December 8, 2009

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Chris Wong

A placeholder from the EDB in the DSE for your identity.

Do not use your real name in answering any of the
questions. If names are provided in the question, you
must use those names. If no name is provided and you
still wish to use a name to identify yourself, then use
‘Chris Wong’. If you need to use names for other
characters in the composition not specified by the
question, you may use names such as Mary, Peter, Wai
Yee, Mr Smith, Ms Young, etc. You may lose marks if
you do not follow these instructions.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022

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Christingle

A Christingle is an orange and it's got a red ribbon tied around it (And already that's weird, isn't it? Just so you know, I'm not halfway through this description yet. That's an orange with a red ribbon tied around it. Never any excuse to tie a red ribbon around an orange, unless you're gonna fly somewhere on holiday, you want to check the orange in beforehand, so that when it comes round on that conveyor belt, you can tell it apart from all the other oranges. You don't wanna go home with a satsuma, or God forbid, a clementine). It's an orange, it's got a red ribbon tied around it, and four cocktail sticks stuck in the top of the orange. And then we skewer raisins and Dolly Mixtures onto those. And then we get a long, thin candle, drive that into the top of the orange and light it. And then a small child carries that down the aisle of the church on Christmas Eve and nobody questions it. Against all the odds, the kid comes out of it looking pretty boss. And all the elements represent something different. The orange represents all the vitamin C in the world. The ribbon represents the fashion industry. The cocktail sticks represent competitive javelin. The sweets and the raisins represent regret, and the candle represents the dwindling popularity of wax museums.

What is a Christingle?!

by Ks1994 March 12, 2019

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CHRISHONDA

A woman with exceptional strength and beauty who posses the ability to persevere through any trail with grace and poise; she is fierce and she is a boss at all costs

Look at the way she carry herself...damn that's CHRISHONDA!

by MRS CUSTOMMADE January 14, 2017

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